Mini Squishable Corndog

Is a corn dog a corn that wishes to be a dog? Or a dog that wishes to be corn? Or a moment of stolen glee at a state fair? Or an ephemeral smell of fried fun wafting on the summer breeze? Well, depending on which corn dog you mean, the answer is none of those. A corn dog is a rather cute plush made of fuzz and stuffing, and it has no time for your existential questions.