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Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise! Includes a set of four 3-ply rolls of novelty toilet paper.

  • 3-ply paper
  • Printed with safe-to-use inks
  • Septic tank-safe
  • Each roll individually shrink wrapped
  • Case pack: 12

Featured Signs:

  • "I WAS STARTLED BY A LOUD FART... I WAS FARTLED"
  • "DON'T BE A TURD TODAY"
  • " SMILE LIKE YOU FARTED"
  • "POOP JOKES AREN'T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY'RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO"
  • "WHOEVER DECIDED FARTS ARE EMBARRASSING REALLY RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US"
  • "YOUR BODY IS JUST A POOP GUN AND EATING IS RELOADING"
  • "IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU CAN'T TRUST A FART"
  • "THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHAT U CAN ACCOMPLISH WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE"

      El Arroyo Toilet Paper

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      Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise! Includes a set of four 3-ply rolls of novelty toilet paper.

      • 3-ply paper
      • Printed with safe-to-use inks
      • Septic tank-safe
      • Each roll individually shrink wrapped
      • Case pack: 12

      Featured Signs:

      • "I WAS STARTLED BY A LOUD FART... I WAS FARTLED"
      • "DON'T BE A TURD TODAY"
      • " SMILE LIKE YOU FARTED"
      • "POOP JOKES AREN'T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY'RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO"
      • "WHOEVER DECIDED FARTS ARE EMBARRASSING REALLY RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US"
      • "YOUR BODY IS JUST A POOP GUN AND EATING IS RELOADING"
      • "IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU CAN'T TRUST A FART"
      • "THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHAT U CAN ACCOMPLISH WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE"

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